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Ep009: WoZ Part 6 - This Field of Viscera

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

High fives all around, it's the Wolves of Zaramund! In our sixth episode of their first adventure, they continue further into the dungeon, encountering wandering monsters, hippy drum circles, and more!

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Ep008: WoZ Part 5 - The Iron Labia

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

The Wolves of Zaramund are back, continuing their delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! In this fifth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves take a bit too much delight in "utilizing" the innards of their first dungeon victims...

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Ep007: WoZ Part 4 - For Trippyyyyy!

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

In the the fourth and final episode of the initial recording session, The Wolves of Zaramund conclude their first combat encounter. Stick around for the next sessions to come, as the Wolves of Zaramund venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT (lightning crash)! 

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Ep006: WoZ Part 3 - The Power of Fairuza Balk Compels You

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

The Wolves of Zaramund continue their first combat encounter in episode 3 - part three of the initial four-episode recording launch.

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Ep005: WoZ Part 2 - My Ogre Senses are Tingling

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

The first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund continues in episode 2! This time, we finally step into the dungeon to see what's inside the very first room... This is the second part of the initial four-episode recording launch.

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Ep004: WoZ Part 1 - Vampire Dingus Leavings

The Wolves of Zaramund vs The Black Lair of the Vampire Count

Welcome to a brand new randomly-generated comedic gaming adventure! This episode kicks off a new series of session recordings with an all-new adventuring party comprised of some of my favorite local gamers. Calling themselves the Wolves of Zaramund, this all-women group (at least initially) joins the HAMMERCRAWL! 

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Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final)

The Swords of Uchan vs The Temple of Terrible Annihilation

Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to

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Ep002: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Two

The Company of the Thorn and Coin vs The Black Hive of Sorrows

Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to

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Ep001: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part One

The Ruby Fellowship vs The Secret Vaults of Shiva the Destroyer

WELCOME ADVENTURERS! This episode's release kicks off a project that I've been working on for several years now, and I'm thrilled to finally be able to launch this feed. Welcome to HAMMERCRAWL!

What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role

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