In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, In the Hall of the Eternal Darkness
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Remember: In the middle of combat, eating a dead worm is a full round action.

Episode Length: 34:13 (we support Chapter Marks!)

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/d8bf5c88-3ab8-4af8-898a-2ca5365f5d2a

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Vortex
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Don't forget to pack some chalk: the more you eat, the healthier you become!

Episode Length: 33:20 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/63b0e185-2d7f-4477-8d4b-1ffbbd25ec6c

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature of gelatinous cubes. The rest of the party makes important discovers on methods of dental hygiene while dungeon crawling.

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly (well, more or less), instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Loneliness of the Giant Buffalo
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: In a pinch, a gelatinous cube can make for an excellent mid-dungeon cure for that not-so fresh feeling.

Episode Length: 35:07 (we support Chapter Marks!)

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/64c043f4-e234-4acd-9724-700b5ec4ad57

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty of the GLITTERING STRIKE!

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Links of Note:

• Dark Dungeons RPG
• Dark Dungeons Movie
• Dark Dungeons Chick Tract

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Forever Trapped Within the Arakno Kastle Katacombs
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: When encountering strange statues of evil tentacle people, give 'em a good poke, that always works out.

Episode Length: 24:10 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/3389c55b-28d3-4646-bcc9-5e79a03b80bf

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another foray into a brand new dungeon: THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS!

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Dark Totem
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: If you can't get your brand new wolf to howl, try slapping it a few times. Or don't - it might be bitey...

Episode Length: 30:57 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/d086c0af-3c1a-4348-b391-5a1894dd041d

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening, everyone!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Links of Note:

• Whoopee! A Sex-Positive Variety Show
• Nesting: Vacancy - Horrific Episode Theater

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: Another World, Another Time, Lobrok Dan Labrak, and Guided By An Ancient Glory
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: If a strange group of adventurers at a coffee shop offers you a matching tattoo, you say yes!

Episode Length: 47:58 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/0b906b4f-b733-46d5-8569-a6e47994598f

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the Wolves, too!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Feast of the Moon
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: In Hammercrawl, a Cleric without a Cure spell, is just a weak fighter trying desperately not to die.

Episode Length: 30:40 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/2866a483-7b8a-4065-ad70-56bb44aab851

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the ninth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves of Zaramund face dangerous creepy-crawlies deep within THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Metal Machine Dragon
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Always remember that Melves are a Giant Spider's favorite food.

Episode Length: 31:33 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4d75afbe-0428-45bc-bad6-68bc9bc676d6

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The story of the Wolves of Zaramund continues! In this episode, we welcome the newest team member, who may or may not be a real doctor. Blessings of Fairuza all around for those who dare venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Dark Totem
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Never roll a natural 1 on your healing check.

Episode Length: 29:00 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/008160f9-6e3f-4617-956c-be70275af79b

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In our latest episode of the ongoing delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT, the Wolves of Zaramund learn a hard lesson about disrespecting undead hippy drum circles!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Ancient Spell
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Sometimes the stupid ideas, are the best ideas.

Episode Length: 47:53 (we support Chapter Marks!):

Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl

Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co

Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/afed7137-3d90-485c-9567-8de6452229a1

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.