Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final)

The Swords of Uchan vs The Temple of Terrible Annihilation

6 years ago

Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.

This episode is the third and final of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. Once more, a new party of unseasoned adventurers test their wits and luck against the horrors of THE WAGONCRAWL. Listen to see how far they make it!

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Credits:

HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Zack Walton as "Shahasala the Sane-ish," Brandon Pence as "Skippy von McHaggis," Alex Leach as "Professor Pixie," James Bond as "Bob the Magic Man," Dusty Eppers as "Olgar Hammerface"
Group Name: The Swords of Uchan
Dungeon: The Temple of Terrible Annihilation
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: When all else fails you, throw a severed wizard foot at the ooze to get past it.

Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):

00:00 Theme Song
00:51 Intro
01:50 Welcome!
02:17 Party Introductions
05:16 They have rope!
06:15 Everybody Loves John
07:59 Enter the Temple
15:32 Why not pole vault?
20:38 Welcome Dusty!
32:05 Attack the Darkness
50:16 Outro
51:45 Lesson of the Day

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